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In this Star Wars movie, our heroes return to take on the First Order and new villain: Malloc with help from their new friend Yaz Progestin, Rey builds a new Lightsaber with a taupe blade and they head out to confront the First Order's new superweapon, The Sun Obliterator a space station capable of triggering the end credits before the movie is done.
They unexpectedly join forces with their old enemy Salacious Crumb and destroy the superweapon in a battle featuring a bow that shoots little Lightsaber-headed arrows.
P.S. Rey's parents are Obi-Wan and Amilyn Holdo.