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In this Star Wars movie, our heroes return to take on the First Order and new villain:
Darth Sebelius with help from their new friend TI-83, Rey builds a new Lightsaber with an ochre blade and they head out to confront the First Order's new superweapon, The Sun Obliterator a space station capable of cutting a planet in half and smashing the halves together like two cymbals.
They unexpectedly join forces with their old enemy Salacious Crumb and destroy the superweapon in a battle featuring Kylo Ren putting on another helmet over his smaller one.
P.S. Rey's parents are Luke and the one driod from the Jawa sandcrawler that says "GONK".