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In this Star Wars movie, our heroes return to take on the First Order and new villain: Kyle Ren with help from their new friend Dab Tweetdeck, Rey builds a new Lightsaber with a taupe blade and they head out to confront the First Order's new superweapon, The Planet Zester a space station capable of increasing the CO₂ levels in a planet's atmosphere, causing rapid heating.
They unexpectedly join forces with their old enemy The Space Slug and destroy the superweapon in a battle featuring a Sith educational display that uses Force Lightning to demostrate the dielectric breakdown of air.
P.S. Rey's parents are Leia and Poe.