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In this Star Wars movie, our heroes return to take on the First Order and new villain: Malloc with help from their new friend TI-83, Rey builds a new Lightsaber with a taupe blade and they head out to confront the First Order's new superweapon, The Superconducting Supercollider a space station capable of triggering the end credits before the movie is done.
They unexpectedly join forces with their old enemy Salacious Crumb and destroy the superweapon in a battle featuring a Sith car wash where the bristles on the brushes are little Lightsabers.
P.S. Rey's parents are Luke and the one driod from the Jawa sandcrawler that says "GONK".