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In this Star Wars movie, our heroes return to take on the First Order and new villain:
Malloc with help from their new friend Kim Spacemeasurer, Rey builds a new Lightsaber with a beige blade and they head out to confront the First Order's new superweapon, The Planet Zester a space station capable of triggering the end credits before the movie is done.
They unexpectedly join forces with their old enemy Salacious Crumb and destroy the superweapon in a battle featuring Kylo Ren putting on another helmet over his smaller one.
P.S. Rey's parents are Han and the one driod from the Jawa sandcrawler that says "GONK".