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In this Star Wars movie, our heroes return to take on the First Order and new villain:
Theranos with help from their new friend TI-83, Rey builds a new Lightsaber with an aquamarine blade and they head out to confront the First Order's new superweapon, The Superconducting Supercollider a space station capable of triggering the end credits before the movie is done.
They unexpectedly join forces with their old enemy Youtube Commenters and destroy the superweapon in a battle featuring a Sith educational display that uses Force Lightning to demostrate the dielectric breakdown of air.
P.S. Rey's parents are Obi-Wan and BB-8.