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In this Star Wars movie, our heroes return to take on the First Order and new villain: Lord Juul with help from their new friend Dab Tweetdeck, Rey builds a new Lightsaber with a beige blade and they head out to confront the First Order's new superweapon, The Superconducting Supercollider a space station capable of blowing up a planet with a bunch of beams of energy that combine into one.
They unexpectedly join forces with their old enemy The Space Slug and destroy the superweapon in a battle featuring a Sith educational display that uses Force Lightning to demostrate the dielectric breakdown of air.
P.S. Rey's parents are a random junk trader and BB-8.